"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."
Liability Lover Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that boldly celebrate liability. Stylish, humorous, and crafted to impress liability enthusiasts.
Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
Let's get organized
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
The Missing Sock Returns
Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"By labeling it, I control it."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."
"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Stop and Birch
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'
"#notguilty."
'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'
'Caw blimey!'
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
Intellectual Property
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
The Birth of a Lawsuit
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
Liability Lover Prints Collection
Liability Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of liability-themed mugs—perfect for legal buffs and humor lovers alike. Brighten their mornings with a witty design.
Liability Lover Pillows
Discover our liability-themed pillows—ideal for adding personality and humor to any living space with colors and designs that make a statement.
Liability Lover T-Shirts
Check out our liability lover t-shirts, featuring clever prints that combine humor and style—great for casual wear or to show off their interest.