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Hospital Admissions - "The hospital isn't admitting any liability this morning, gentlemen."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

The hour of justice

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'