Lettuce Launcher Gifts

Rocket Lettuce.

Pipe Dream.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Hydroponic Gardening

"Great launch party"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Wait!"

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

Planet is a target.

'I've been looking for a sign as to what should guide our company, and I found it,'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

To Launch

Anatomy of a Salad

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

'I see you have no experience.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."

"I hereby declare that from now on, every food must be served in a lettuce cup."

Produce Dept. Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll.

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"No, we're not there yet."

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

'Molly here would like your immediate apology for the substandard service and wilty lettuce on her BLT!'