Lettuce Launcher T-Shirts

Rocket Lettuce.

Pipe Dream.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Hydroponic Gardening

"Great launch party"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Wait!"

'I've been looking for a sign as to what should guide our company, and I found it,'

Planet is a target.

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

To Launch

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Anatomy of a Salad

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

"I hereby declare that from now on, every food must be served in a lettuce cup."

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."

'I see you have no experience.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"No, we're not there yet."

'Molly here would like your immediate apology for the substandard service and wilty lettuce on her BLT!'

Leek club darts match.

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'