Lettering Artists Gifts

California

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I did it all from memory.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

A stylized man in pyjamas

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Optometrist practical jokes

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

I love Fountain Pens

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

A Misdelivered Letter

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A flock of M's, four V's, a flock of W's, three N's and a Q.

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"