Lettering Artists Pillows

California

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

Letter writing lady.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

A stylized man in pyjamas

"How many letters can you read?"

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

FE AST. Now that we're all together, let's eat!

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Optometrist practical jokes

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

I love Fountain Pens

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

A Misdelivered Letter

A flock of M's, four V's, a flock of W's, three N's and a Q.

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"