Letter-loving Locals Gifts

'I had it converted into a P.O. box.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Santa called but you were out!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Grrrr....'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

A stylized man in pyjamas

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."