Lethargy Lover Gifts

"I make a point of sleeping in."

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

"I thought you gave up TV."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Archimedes statue with a lever

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Chillaxing!

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

The Drone

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Only Clowns

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'