Lethargy Lover Gifts

"I make a point of sleeping in."

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

"I thought you gave up TV."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Crab with a clown face.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Stephen Fry

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Chillaxing!

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Robber on treadmill

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Only Clowns

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'