Lethargy Aficionado Gifts

"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Hitchcock's The Birds

Sermon on the Grounds...

Football player has head instead of ball.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

The shape of things to come

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"So that's Ireland."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'Cut me some slackers.'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"You're not my husband."

'It isn't polite to point.'

Frankie Boyle

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.