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"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Football player has head instead of ball.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

The shape of things to come

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"So that's Ireland."

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"You're not my husband."

'Cut me some slackers.'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'It isn't polite to point.'

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'