Lens Lark Gifts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'I think we're out of focus.'

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'How do these glasses feel?'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Danger-zone journalists.

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'