Lens Lark Pillows

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

A boy with a camera

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'I think we're out of focus.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"For God's sake! Shoot! Shoot!"

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

'Make sure they fit straight'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

Danger-zone journalists.

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."