"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."
Leisurely Parser Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a leisurely soul? Our collection of products for the relaxed, creative individual combines comfort with a touch of whimsy. From cozy home accents to playful apparel, these items celebrate the joy of taking it easy and expressing oneself in style. A great choice for anyone who values downtime and artistic pursuits, these gifts bring a smile and a sense of calm.
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"I AM at my usual position."
'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'
Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.
"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"
"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"
"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."
"Life after death"
Trivia/Great Literature.
"We should get out to the country more often."
"Just the slippers is fine!"
"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."
'He's very particular about how far we walk.'
'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'
'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'
Fetch the Boomerang
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion
Stopping Time in order to Finish Book
Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.
Directions to the Bar.
Boat to the Horizon.
"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."
'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'
"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."
'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'
"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."
Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'
'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'
New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa
"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"
Hammock resting on books.
'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'
Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.
Leisurely Parser Gifts Collection
Leisurely Parser Mugs
Explore our range of relaxing, creative mugs for the leisurely parser. Perfect for those slow mornings or inspiring coffee breaks.
Leisurely Parser Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add a relaxed and whimsical touch to any room, perfect for the leisurely soul.
Leisurely Parser Prints
Browse our selection of inspiring prints that celebrate the arts, relaxation, and personal style for the creatively leisurely.
Leisurely Parser T-Shirts
Check out our collection of casual, artistic t-shirts designed for the laid-back, creative mind.