Leisure Seeker In Afterlife Gifts

Golf Sale

Golfing Boss

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Tunnel of TV

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Fine. And you?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Streaming"

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Gates of heaven

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."