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Golf Sale

Golfing Boss

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Tunnel of TV

'Fine. And you?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Streaming"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Gates of heaven

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Post-psychoanalysis