Afterlife Amusement Seeker Mugs

'Ms White, you'd better cancel all my appointments for today, something's come up."

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

TV at Grave

The Zoo.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.