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'Ms White, you'd better cancel all my appointments for today, something's come up."

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

TV at Grave

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

The Zoo.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Needs to get a life"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.