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"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Next, I remember looking down at my body, and my kids fighting over the will.

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

'Could it be under another name?'

A surprise in heaven

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

That Was Fun - Let's Do It Again.

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"Any fruits or vegetables?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"I had no idea I was ill."

"The system crashed. You'll have to go back and live it again."

Limbo!

Devils Heads As Trophies

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

Angel to overweight angel, 'You're going to have to lose some weight, Wilson.'

doughnuts

'Don't sweat it pal - you can always appeal. I'm a lawyer. I'd be happy to take on your case- pro bono, of course.'

'The not so Grim Reaper'.

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong'!'

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