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Shower before entering heaven.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

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"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"