Leisure Diver Gifts

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'The Questioner'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Snooker Golf.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Problem Solving

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

Mermaid Art

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"