Leisure Diver Pillows

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'The Questioner'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Snooker Golf.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

The Perfect Cannonball