Style Diver Pillows

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Travellers

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Bag Lady.

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Sty Guru

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

World Hair Day.

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

Here, There, Everywhere.

'How may I hurt you?'