Style Diver T-Shirts

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Travellers

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Bag Lady.

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Sty Guru

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

World Hair Day.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

"Great stupid haircut!"

'I don't have it in your size. Is that a problem?'

Here, There, Everywhere.

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'