Legislators Pillows

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'

Decision, Decisions, Decisions.

"Nap time for the senate babies"

Minnesota Red Ink.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"My farewell gift!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Beware of the Legislation

Worthless B*****ds

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

The Second Amendment - The Right of Not-TOO-Obviously Insane nut-jobs to keep and bear . . .

House vs. Senate

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'