'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'
Legislators Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift for a legislator or someone passionate about politics? Our collection features clever, lighthearted products that celebrate the spirit of democracy. Whether they’re in office or just love the political process, these gifts add a touch of humor and appreciation to their day. From outlets for their political passion to fun accessories, find something that truly resonates with their commitment to public service and governance.
'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'
Decision, Decisions, Decisions.
"Nap time for the senate babies"
Minnesota Red Ink.
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"
"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"My farewell gift!"
"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."
The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!
"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"
'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.
'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'
Beware of the Legislation
Worthless B*****ds
'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'
Welcome to Washington, D.C.!
The Second Amendment - The Right of Not-TOO-Obviously Insane nut-jobs to keep and bear . . .
House vs. Senate
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."
"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."
'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'
'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'
Legislators Gifts Collection
Legislators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for legislators and political enthusiasts—combining humor and wit for every occasion.
Legislators Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty political slogans—perfect for adding personality to their office or living space.
Legislators Prints
Browse our captivating prints celebrating politics and lawmaking—an inspiring gift for legislators or political admirers.
Legislators T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts with clever political messages and designs—ideal for lawmakers, activists, or anyone engaged in the legislative process.