"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"
Legislative Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about government critique and legislative debates? Our collection features witty designs perfect for activists, political junkies, or anyone who loves poking fun at legislation. Whether they’re involved in advocacy or just enjoy a good political satire, these items make thoughtful, funny gifts that speak their language. Bring some humor to their political passions with our creative range of products that celebrate legislative critics.
"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
DUNVOTIN
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
US Capitol Building Toppled
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
social services cuts
The Emperor's New Clothes
Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."
Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton
"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"
'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'
'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'
"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."
"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."
Democracy Bleeds
'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'
'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'
'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'
"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."
"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."
Legislative Critics Gifts Collection
Legislative Critics Mugs
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Legislative Critics Pillows
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Legislative Critics Prints
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Legislative Critics T-Shirts
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