Council Critic Gifts

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'The Big Society is ALL about people like you volunteering to share the Council's workload...we thought you could start with children's services...'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Virtual Doctor

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Whistler's father.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

SF NO

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

King Trump

Democracy Bleeds

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'