Council Critic T-Shirts

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'The Big Society is ALL about people like you volunteering to share the Council's workload...we thought you could start with children's services...'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Virtual Doctor

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

King Trump

Democracy Bleeds

"We'll always hate Paris."

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

Social Welfare next!

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."