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'Give me a few minutes. I owe it to the tax payers to at least stretch a bit before throwing money at problems.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"We'll always hate Paris."

You Want A Better World?

Social Welfare next!

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Vote

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Civil Discourse Reenactors

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

"Any questions?"

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

"They should make the election best of seven."

'I plan to privatize everything...so instead of President, I'll run for 'C.E.O'.'

"New York is dead, man."

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'