Legislative Staff Pillows

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Rats Gotcha Beat

The October 31 Committee

...Meanwhile No. 702 is right on time!

Obama and Congress

Worthless B*****ds

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Rock and a Hard Place

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.

06 Congressional Record.

Harper's new cat

Lame Duck Session

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

Roles of Government

'Both parties shouted 'liar, liar, pants on fire' at the same time. It was a big first step towards bi-partisanship.'

The Filibuster.

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

Theoretically

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Gerrymandering

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

"Nap time for the senate babies"