Legendary Leaker Gifts

A Hole in the Dike

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Justice for a heckler.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Lady of the Remote

Lancelot put to the Test.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

The Seven Second Workout

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

"Let me try that!"

How Arthur really became king.

Edward Teach

'I think it's a bit rich, being told to 'clear out' of the country I was born and bred in, by a flaming welsh man!'

'Contrary to popular belief,the Trojan rocking horse was a complete disaster.'

Walter Scott

"This is the best water main break ever."