Loudspeaker Legend Gifts

Justice for a heckler.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

They hated me.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

A Hole in the Dike

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'And in conclusion.'

Team Leader

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

David Bowie

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."