Leak Legends Gifts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A Hole in the Dike

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'You can't come in here with that.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Cleaning Lockers.

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

The Specimen Hunter

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

The accountant's visit