Leak Legends Gifts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A Hole in the Dike

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'You can't come in here with that.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Cleaning Lockers.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

The Specimen Hunter

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Monday. Restaurant. Daily special. Steak. Tuesday. Hamburger. Wednesday. Homestyle meatloaf. Thursday. I know this is your favorite restaurant, and I guess it's okay to eat here again today ... but tomorrow we'll probably need to find someplace else to eat! Daily special. Cream of meatloaf soup.

Julian Assange

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Crunch the numbers to dust so I can tell the auditor that the answers are blowing in the wind."