Leak Culture Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

A Hole in the Dike

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'No it's still not fixed'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Alpha males through the ages!

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'