Leak Culture Gifts

Julian Assange

"Talk nerdy to me."

A Hole in the Dike

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Nerd tryouts.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'No it's still not fixed'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

Alpha males through the ages!

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'