Legendary Leaker Mugs

A Hole in the Dike

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

Justice for a heckler.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Lady of the Remote

Lancelot put to the Test.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

The Seven Second Workout

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

"Let me try that!"

How Arthur really became king.

Edward Teach

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

'I think it's a bit rich, being told to 'clear out' of the country I was born and bred in, by a flaming welsh man!'

'Contrary to popular belief,the Trojan rocking horse was a complete disaster.'

Walter Scott

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer