Legal Parody Lover Gifts

"I can't believe I ate that pizza, that whole pizza, and nothing but that pizza."

Trial by Media

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Barristers

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Batman O' War

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Yawning barristers in court

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'Even More Disciples'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."