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"I can't believe I ate that pizza, that whole pizza, and nothing but that pizza."

Trial by Media

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Housekeeping?!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Yawning barristers in court

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"