Legal Loophole Chaser Gifts

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"A possible eureka."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'Actually, sir, this might just be better than sliced bread.'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"Be careful with the ideas you generate during the brainstorming session, lest they result in another round of drug testing."

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

University Science Dept - Grant writer: 'EUREKA!'

'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'