Legal Lingo Explorers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the legal explorer who loves a good pun or clever phrase? Our collection of items themed around legal lingo combines humor and intellect, ideal for those who enjoy navigating the intricacies of law with a smile. Whether they’re a student, a seasoned lawyer, or just a legal enthusiast, these playful products make a thoughtful and amusing gift that highlights their passion for the law.

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"I think I understand the mumbo, but can we go over the jumbo one more time?"

"I think I understand the mumbo, but can we go over the jumbo one more time?" mockup

"I think I understand the mumbo, but can we go over the jumbo one more time?"

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you." mockup

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

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Why we need poetry. . .

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.' mockup

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

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'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?' mockup

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

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'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.' mockup

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

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'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.' mockup

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

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Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash! mockup

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

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"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb." mockup

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

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"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!" mockup

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

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'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.' mockup

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

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'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.' mockup

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

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A Semicolon.

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'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.' mockup

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

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"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

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Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

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$'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''$

$'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!'' mockup$

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

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'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.' mockup

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

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'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'

'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...' mockup

'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'

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"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?" mockup

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

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"Isn't it true, Mr. Sheppard, that you are, in fact, the 'party of the first part'?"

"Isn't it true, Mr. Sheppard, that you are, in fact, the 'party of the first part'?" mockup

"Isn't it true, Mr. Sheppard, that you are, in fact, the 'party of the first part'?"

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'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal) mockup

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

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"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?" mockup

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

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Childhood can be tough when your dad is a lawyer...

Childhood can be tough when your dad is a lawyer... mockup

Childhood can be tough when your dad is a lawyer...

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'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.' mockup

'What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you're dead.'

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"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer." mockup

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

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"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather." mockup

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

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"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'." mockup

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

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"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

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