Legal Debates Gifts

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'

'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me present the alternative facts of the case."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"Damn Activist Judges."

"Okay, folks, you win!"

Judge Duels

'We, the jury, concur with juror number seven.'

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'Going public? That's the lawsuit-filled, media scrutinized period between being private and going private.'

'Did you not describe my client as a 'libel tourist'?'

'It's for liability reasons.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

An informed voter is a good voter

SAGE mentality

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Trump Mask

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'He started it!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."