Leg Injury Gifts

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

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"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

'I know just how you feel.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You've got a broken finger.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"I have bad knees."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

Superhero uses balloon to help him use a pc.

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'