Leash Loopholist Gifts

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Self-walking dog

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Hang Time Fido

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"Morning!"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'