Leash Loopholist Prints

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Dog with Anchor Lead

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Hang Time Fido

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Self-walking dog

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Morning!"

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"