Leashes Prints

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't even think about it."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Humans are strange."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

A child and his dog

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm in the lead!'

Self-walking dog

Hang Time Fido

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"