Leash-free Advocate Prints

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Animal cosmetic testing

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

Hang Time Fido

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Self-walking dog

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Morning!"

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'