Leash-free Location Lover Prints

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'No luggage.'

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Hang Time Fido

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Walking the Dog.

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"Morning!"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Walk the dog.

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Strong Dog

Real Estate Lust