Learning Renegade Gifts

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Ready for a run!

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Problem solving centre.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Solar Storm Expected!

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

TV tie-in book signpost.

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

George Washington Toll Plaza

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'