Leap Of Faith Believer Gifts

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Drive-thru Church

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Get an afterlife!'

High Jump

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

A leap of faith.

Guardian Angels and Operations

Jesus the comedian.

It was the day Malcolm found God.

John Smyth (Baptist)

"Religion?"

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

A monk, pointing upwards

'You might want to let that one go...'