Leapster Of Faith Gifts

A leap of faith.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Nun Binning the Devil

Leap Frog

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

High Jump

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

Easter bunny

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Bible Weights

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

"I've been working in the mail room for over 6 months. I was hoping to be at least a CEO by now."

"May I pray upon you?"

Christian Book Centre.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!

"Wow, you just grabbed any old belief system that came down the pike didn't you?"

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?