Leap Lover Gifts

Leap Frog

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Archimedes statue with a lever

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The boss can see you now."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"Great launch party"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Wait!"

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Irish Bricklayer

Hang Time Fido

The Ladder to Heaven

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Corporate Ladder

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

"Morning!"

Giant Gorilla Climbs with a Ladder.