Leap Lover Gifts

Leap Frog

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Archimedes statue with a lever

"This stool shall pass."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"Great launch party"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"Wait!"

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The Ladder to Heaven

Hang Time Fido

Irish Bricklayer

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Corporate Ladder

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

"Morning!"

Giant Gorilla Climbs with a Ladder.

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"